Thursday, May 17, 2012

Candy Mountain 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500



The Obama Committee to RE-Elect the President has focused its "Forward" campaign slogan after sentient individuals pointed out its Marxist-Leninist roots.

The improved slogan is "Forward to Candy Mountain"

A campaign spokesperson pointed out that nearly half of the country pays no taxes, makes no contributions to the general welfare of the nation, but nevertheless demands free stuff from the government. "That is our base, and we are going to go all out to get out their vote by promising them more free stuff." they said.

In a campaign video soon to be released, and targeting Independent voters who may not realize yet all the goodies Obama promises to bestow upon those who believe in him, Charlie the Unicorn represents those who need to be enlightened about the wonders of Candy Mountain.



To reach those folks who Democrats believe are lying to themselves about their dependence on government and desire for free stuff, the Administration is planning to have some entertainment groupie record the song, Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Charlie Daniels and Ted Nugent have already declined the opportunity. Lady Gaga and Dixie Chicks have shown interest.

Big Rock Candy Mountain

One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fires were burning,
Down the track came Obama hiking,
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
And the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers' trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The winds don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
The jails are made of tin.
And you can walk right out again,
As soon as you are in.
There ain't no short-handled shovels,
No axes, saws nor picks,
I'm bound to stay
Where you sleep all day,
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
....
I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

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